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28th November 2025 - FFXIV Jobs
Have you ever wondered how this dysfunctional group of royals would do as a raid party in Final Fantasy XIV? :D I actually think they'd do pretty well sometimes! If... if they managed to stay focused. Maybe.
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Percy - PALADIN (tank)
Main tank. Really good at his job! Sometimes panics and pops Hallowed Ground when he shouldn't.
Alexa - WARRIOR (tank)
Just a blue DPS. Panics if she ever needs to actually do her job and tank.
William - SAGE (healer)
Leader and organiser. Also does all of the callouts for fight mechanics.
Beatrice - SCHOLAR (healer)
Always does her best to keep shields up, but it's hard when the DPS don't pay attention.
Katherine - REAPER (melee DPS)
Good at locking in when things get serious. Ready to use Limit Break when it's appropriate.
El - MACHINIST (physical ranged DPS)
Sometimes fumbles their rotation, but they're enthusiastic and pick up mechanics quickly.
Nate - SUMMONER (magical ranged DPS)
Locked in a one-sided parse fight against Richard. (Losing. Stubbornly refuses to choose another job.)
Richard - BLACK MAGE (magical ranged DPS)
He doesn't really care how well he does. Still a greedy DPS. Stands in AOEs.
NOT IN THE STATIC
Henrietta - WHITE MAGE
Only picked up the game because Percy encouraged her. Won't DPS.
Grace - DANCER
Doesn't have time for raiding; she has better things to do. Avid Gposer.